a small white dot

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by sparkie (the hilljack) on Friday, 15-Sep-2006 19:45:42

A SMALL WHITE DOT

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find
out something 'exciting' and relate it to the class the next day.

When the time came to present what they'd found, the
first little boy the teacher called on walked up to the front of the
class ..... and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the
blackboard and then sat back down.

Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was

"It's a period," he replied.

"I can see that," said the teacher, "but what is so
'exciting' about a period?"

"Darned if I know," he said, "but this morning my
sister was 'missing' one. Mommy fainted; daddy had a heart attack, and the
boy next door joined the Navy.

Post 2 by frequency (the music man) on Friday, 15-Sep-2006 20:31:11

my god. hahaha

Post 3 by nikos (English words from a Greek thinking brain) on Friday, 15-Sep-2006 20:34:43

Funny.

Post 4 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 15-Sep-2006 23:19:18

ha ha ha! That's good.

Post 5 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Saturday, 16-Sep-2006 6:05:49

lol yeah. hahaha

Post 6 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Saturday, 16-Sep-2006 14:28:10

hahahahahahhaha. good one